Okay I’m sorry I know we’re all supposed to think this is adorable but DUDE BACK OFF YOU’RE STRETCHING OUT HER NICE SWEATER.
I have a similar reaction when people in movies or TV shows make out and/or have sex in mud, in paint, or on a table/desk after shoving everything that was on it onto the floor.
It’s like in the heat of the moment, or whatever, but now your clothes are ruined, there’s stuff all over the floor, and any glass that was on that desk is now broken. Doesn’t seem worth it for the ten seconds of fun-time that would follow.
Michael, if your fun time only lasts for ten seconds, you’re doing it wrong.